"To die will be an awfully big adventure"- Peter Pan

All my love to the Skolnick family. We'll never forget Chuck.

And so... spring break begins

I Feel Home
O.a.r.

There are few things pure in this world anymore, and home is one of the few
We'd have a drink outside maybe run and hide, if we saw a couple men in blue
But to me it's so damn easy to see that your people are the people at home
Well I been away but now I'm back today and there ain't a place I'd rather go

I feel home when I see the faces that remember my own
I feel home when I'm chillin outside with the people I know
I feel home, and that's just what I feel
Cause home, to me, is reality and all I need is something real

We're feeling alright headin out tonight maybe off to a dark driveway
I say now, some feel bored, and some are looking for more, but we all just decide to stay
We got nothing to do, but when I look at you I see something that I know and love
And with the crack of a smile we all stay awhile, we know from home their ain't nothin above

Well in the end, we can all call a friend, well that's something that I know as true
In a thousand years, and a thousand tears, I'll come finding my original crew
Cause to me throughout eternity there is somewhere we are welcome to go
I said it's something free that means a lot to me, when I'm with my friends I feel home

I feel home when I see the faces that remember my own
I feel home when I'm chillin outside with the people I know
I feel home, and that's just what I feel
Cause home, to me, is reality and all I need is something real
Home to me is reality and all I need is something real, I feel home

Sigma Delta Tau
Simga Delta Tau
"Spending Daddy's Trillions" or "Suck Don't Talk" are only a couple of the nicknames of this nationally Jewish sorority. These sisters are the hottest, not to mention richest and best dressed, women on college campuses all over the United States. Passing the torch from generation to generation of future trophy wives, they will probably marry a Zeta Beta Tau or a doctor, lawyer or banker. Even though they are referred to as STDs they are not cum dumpster slutbag whores like the Delta Gammas and are DEFINITELY not cow stomach wannabe SDT bitches like the Tri Delts (but go ahead anyway and try Delt -- everyone else has). But seriously don't hate them because they're beautiful... hate them because your boyfriend thinks so. So don't be sad if you don't get a bid from them, they are simply out of your league.
Fratboy #1: Hey look at those Sig Delts, I heard they blow so much coke
Fratboy #2: Nah dude, you heard wrong, I heard they blow so much COCK
Fratboy #3: No man, you both got it wrong... they blow cash and wouldn't look twice at either of you

--Urban Dictionary.com

Disney Adult Fairy Tales

Cinderella wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears,and promises to
provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions."First, you must wear a diaphragm." Cinderella agrees. "What's the second condition?" "You must be home by 2a.m. Any later, and your diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin."Cinderella agrees. The appointed hour comes and goes, and Cinderella doesn't show up. Finally, at 5 a.m. Cinderella shows up, looking love struck and very satisfied. "Where have you been?" demands the Fairy godmother. "Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!!!" "I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything." "I know of no prince with that kind of power! Tell me his name!" "I can't remember, exactly... Peter Peter, something-or-other...."
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Pinocchio had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain about splinters when they were having sex. Pinocchio, therefore, went to visit Gepetto to see if he could
help. Gepetto suggested he try little sandpaper wherever indicated and Pinocchio skipped away enlightened. A couple weeks later, Gepetto saw Pinocchio bouncing happily through town and asked him, "How's the girlfriend?" Pinocchio replied, "Who needs a girlfriend?"
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Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods when suddenly the Big Bad Wolf jumped out from behind a tree and holding a sword to her throat, said,"Red, I'm going to screw your brains out!" To that, Little Red Riding Hood calmly reached into her picnic basket and pulled out a .44 magnum and pointed it at him and said, "No you're not! You're going to eat me just like it says in the book!"
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Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse were in divorce court and the judge said Mickey, "You say here that your wife is crazy." Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was crazy, I
said she's fucking Goofy."
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Snow White saw Pinocchio walking through the woods so she ran up behind him, knocked him flat on his back, and then at on his face crying,"Lie to me! Lie to me!"
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Did you know... Captain Hook died from jock itch.
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One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and during her questions about his life she asked him how he managed for sex. "What's that" he asked. She explained to him what sex was and he said, "Oh, I use a hole in the trunk of a tree." Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong but I will show you how to do it properly." She took off her clothes, lay down on the ground and spread her legs wide "Here," she said, "You must put it in here." Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave her an almighty kick in the crotch. Jane rolled around in agony. Eventually she managed to gasp, "What the hell did you do that for?" "Just checking for bees" said Tarzan.