To whom it may concern:
What are you doing? Why are you trying so hard to fit in? Is it just that I don't know you very well, or are you really compromising your values just to make friends? How can one minute you say one things and the next do the complete opposite? I just wish I understood your reasoning. That, or I wish you would make sense.

Sincerely,
Me

On a different note:
Tomorrow starts my official week of sorority pledgeship. This past week consisted of going out every night with my pledge class and big sisters and drinking... along with other activities. This was not a typical week, however, and therefore I can't officially say what I think of this whole sorority business. I'm still very overwhelmed with it, but I've met some really nice girls who I can definitely see myself being friends with. Tomorrow we start IU Sing practice... Once I know more, I'll let you know, too.