Wednesday, June 22, 2005
Late night thoughts
Here's the deal: It still hurts and it still effects me. Every single day of my life. When I watch a movie, or listen to a song, or talk to my friends or watch people live their lives- I'm scarred. As much as I tell myself I have moved on, as much as I want to tell myself that it was in the past, it still haunts me and keeps me from living life the way I wish I could. I curse myself everyday for being so naive as to let something affect life as I have let this. In my "La La Land", I have had numerous conversations of closing the door, once and for all. And when real life yells "action" I freeze and forget all my lines. And I fear that I will never fully get over it. I just want to move on. I want to trust. I want to believe. I don't want to be jealous of someone else who has the ability to feel the things I wont let myself feel anymore. I don't want to be a cynic. And I'm so irritated that this has gone on as long as it has.
Monday, June 20, 2005
Something to consider....
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and
when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the
back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the
herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole
group keeps improving by the regular culling of the weakest members.
In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the
slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills
off brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest
brain cells first.
In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain
cells, constantly making the brain a faster and more efficient
machine. So drink more beer!
when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the
back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the
herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole
group keeps improving by the regular culling of the weakest members.
In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the
slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills
off brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest
brain cells first.
In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain
cells, constantly making the brain a faster and more efficient
machine. So drink more beer!
Saturday, June 18, 2005
Scrabble It
DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM
THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS
SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME
ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY
MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER
SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE ZS
A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
I'M A DOT IN PLACE
ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE
Riddle me this:
What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a
thousand years?
ANSWER: The letter M
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM
THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS
SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME
ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY
MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER
SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE ZS
A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
I'M A DOT IN PLACE
ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE
Riddle me this:
What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a
thousand years?
ANSWER: The letter M
